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Hi, I’m Bart
the face behind What does Bart say.
I travel through Europe (and hopefully one day beyond) to bring you the best (and worst) of theme parks, fairs, and attractions. Whether you’re looking for the ultimate coaster ride, the best park hotel, or practical tips for your next trip, I’ve got you covered.
Current Coaster Count: 296!
I am officially on the countdown to the big 300. Subscribe to the blog today and be the first to find out which roller coaster will take the crown for my 300th credit!
Theme Park Tour 2026 – Full Itinerary:
🗓️ January | Winter Warmup: Wintertraum, Phantasialand (Hotel Ling Bao).
🗓️ June | British Break: Thorpe Park, Paultons Park & LEGOLAND Windsor.
🗓️ August | German Summer: Jaderpark, Hamburg Dom, Hansa-Park & a return to Phantasialand (Hotel Ling Bao).
🗓️ November | Season Finale: Europa-Park (Hotel Castillo Alcazar).
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My current top 10 Coasters & the European B&M mission: find out here!
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